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The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

By: Ruby Dixon
Narrated by: Dan Calley, Carmen Rose
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Lady Iolanthe of Rockmourn Keep expects to be a spinster all her days. She is very tall. She is very poor. And she is thirty. What lord could possibly want her?

But then her father returns with news that he has found a bridegroom for her—one that is impressively tall. One that is strong, and bold, and wealthy. And best of all? He wants Iolanthe. It seems too good to be true.

And when Iolanthe gets her first look at her husband-to-be, she realizes why.

No one mentioned the 'orc' part of things . . .

Contains mature themes.

©2022 Ruby Dixon (P)2022 Tantor
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Romance

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Loved it

Ruby just keeps creating the best men and really great female MCs. Thank you again

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love it! wish it was longer

it was so captivating from beginning to end. wish it was a bit longer. the spicy level was great!

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Intriguing first time…

Yep that was a play on words. This was my first listen by this author and I was pleasantly impressed. The narrators did a good job as well with intonation and making sure the listener could easily understand what was being said.

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Loved this

Beauty and the beast, but where the beast is charming and enamored with his soon to be bride. Listened to this three times and would love to listen to more of the characters. Narration was perfect!

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Great story

Loved this from beginning to end. This was my first book from this author and will definitely be reading more.

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  • 02-24-23

Such good bones; wish there was more meat

Another enjoyable, easy, read by RD. There was a good amount of world building for such a short book and I found myself wishing this wasn’t a standalone. I would love to see more of these characters similar to IPB or Risdaverse. I was a little disappointed by the lack of plot, especially because there was so much potential. I also found myself rolling my eyes and speeding through a few of the “nookie” scenes. The dialogue got really repetitive during these scenes and the FMC’s hesitation drug on too long. The blow job scene was like listening to someone get a root canal.
With that said though, I did like both the FMC and MMC. It was actually refreshing to have a FMC that unapologetically liked running a house and was an “indoor” girl. She was naive and shy while also being intelligent and brave.
I hope Ruby decides to revisit this world.

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Cute

Wasn’t much to the story as far as plot but I enjoyed it. I chuckled out loud at a few parts. I like audiobooks where the male and female leads are voiced by male and female narrators. I wouldn’t mind finding my own half orc husband. 😂

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Such a Sweet Book

I intentionally skipped this Ruby book. I didn’t think I would get into it at all. It’s sooooooo good!

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The Half-Orc's bride

I enjoyed listening to this story about a woman who is considered a spinster by everyone around her. I enjoyed that she gave a half Orc a chance to find happiness together. I can't wait to listen to more stories from this author and this narrator.

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  • 12-19-22

Cute story

I liked this book, I root for the underdogs in the story. It was great to see what others perceived as ugly was beautiful in the eyes of the beholder. Narrators did a great job. Would have continued to the next book had this been a series.

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